BB#1: Mom, you should never have let BB#2 play with your smartphone.
Me: Oh, why not?
BB#1: Because you got it when he was two.
BB#1: And, you aren’t supposed to let kids under four play with smartphones.
Me: Ah, is that what the magazine says?
Note to self: remind husband not to pick up parenting magazines at the airport, even if they are free.